Then try calling Phil in Australia.
Phil White has an engaging blog and his subtle touch with Ch. Latour had me laughing so hard I knocked myself off of my chair.
While you're at it, add him to your googlereader. He'll be on mine.
I'm hunting the Leon Trotskys, the Philip Roths, the Chaucers and the Edith Whartons of the wine world. I want them natural and most of all, I want them to speak the truth even if we argue. With this messiah thing going on, I'm trying to swell the ranks of those who crave the differences in each vintage, celebrate nuance and desire wines that make them think, laugh, and feel. Welcome.
And, if you'd like a signed copy, feel free to contact me directly.