Caution: This has nothing to do with wine. When this video was taken, five years ago, I hadn't even been drinking anything but coffee. This morning, I was listening to Wait Wait on NPR today. Morris Dancing as an old potbeliieddrunkenman pastime was a topic. Obviously they didn't know what they were talking about because on my team we have plenty of under 30 blood including two lovely jumpers in High School. So, I decided to breakout an old video of me when I was called upon to test out a newly constructed deck near Walton, New York. Here, in early May, I combine elements of Fieldtown with bits of tap and who know what else. That night, what did we drink? I imagine given the year, it might have been the 2001 Dard et Ribo Crozes Hermitage I had recently brought back from France as in 2003 they were still absent from the American Market. Don't try this on your own.